Boasting of deeds done is lots of fun; at least until someone calls you on your boasting.
Travelers may take some liberties, but not too many.
A Traveler, on returning, boasted of the many and heroic deeds he had performed. Among those he boasted that when in Rhodes he had leaped further than anyone else found possible and that he could call upon many in Rhodes who could stand as a witness. “There is no need of witnesses,” said a bystander, “simply pretend this is Rhodes and leap for us.”
Aesop For Children (The Leap at Rhodes)
A certain man who visited foreign lands could talk of little when he returned to his home except the wonderful adventures he had met with and the great deeds he had done abroad.
One of the feats he told about was a leap he had made in a city Called Rhodes. That leap was so great, he said, that no other man could leap anywhere near the distance. A great many persons in Rhodes had seen him do it and would prove that what he told was true.
“No need of witnesses,” said one of the hearers. “Suppose this city is Rhodes. Now show us how far you can jump.”
Deeds count, not boasting words.
A man who had traveled in foreign lands boasted very much, on returning to his own country, of the many wonderful and heroic feats he had performed in the different places he had visited. Among other things, he said that when he was at Rhodes he had leaped to such a distance that no man of his day could leap anywhere near him as to that, there were in Rhodes many persons who saw him do it and whom he could call as witnesses. One of the bystanders interrupted him, saying: “Now, my good man, if this be all true there is no need of witnesses. Suppose this to be Rhodes, and leap for us.”
Jefferys Taylor (The Man Who Had Travelled)
So he rack’d his invention, to keep their attention,
And at last he declar’d to them all
That he leap’d from the dome of St. Peter’s at Rome,
Without being hurt by his fall.
“For,” said he, “when at Rhodes, I conformed to their modes,
And in leaping became so expert,
That now should they toss us clean o’er the Colossus,
I am certain I should not be hurt!”
This all were agreed, was surprising indeed,
Provided the whole were authentic;
Then the truth to confirm, he employ’d ev’ry term
In Sheridan, Johnson, or Entick.
“But, good sir,” said a friend, “all our scruples must end,
If you would but just leap from that steeple;”
But our hero thought fit, at that hint to retreat
From a pack of incredulous people.
When people assert an achievement expert,
And have only assertions to show it;
There is ground to suspect that they are not correct;
The best proof of all is to do it.
A Man was one day entertaining a lot of fellows in an ale-house with an account of the wonders he had done when abroad on his travels. “I was once at Rhodes,” said he, “and the people of Rhodes, you know, are famous for jumping. Well, I took a jump there that no other man could come within a yard of. That’s a fact, and if we were there I could bring you ten men who would prove it.” “What need is there to go to Rhodes for witnesses?” asked one of his hearers; “just imagine that you are there now, and show us your leap.”
A vain fellow that had been abroad in the world, would still be tiring all peoples ears at his return, with stories of his wonderful actions and adventures in his travels; and particularly, he told of a leap he took at Rhodes, that no body there could come within six foot on’t. Now this (says he) I am able to prove by several witnesses upon the place. If this be true (says one of the company) there’s no need of going to Rhodes for witnesses: do but you fancy this to be Rhodes, and then shew us the leape.
Travellers have a kind of privilege to romance it; and to tell stories at large. And for those that doubt the truth of the matter, they had e’en better pass it over than go to disprove it.
Crane Poetry Visual
In the house, in the market, the streets,
Everywhere he was boasting his feats;
Till one said, with a sneer,
“Let us see it done here!
What’s so oft done with ease, one repeats.”
Deeds not words.
Iactator in Patriam Reversus
Homo quidam, reversus in patriam, unde aliquot abfuerat annos, ubique gloriabatur iactabatque praeclara sua facinora. Inter alia narrabat in insula Rhodo saliendo se vicisse optimos in hac exercitatione artifices. Ostendebat etiam spatii longitudinem quam praeter se nemo potuisset saltu superare, cuius saltus testes se habere universos Rhodios dicebat. Tum unus ex adstantibus “Heus tu,” inquit, “si vera narras, nihil opus est istis testibus. Hic Rhodum esse puta, hic salta.”